Happy 40th B-Day Stacey

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For her 40th birthday, we sent Stacey one big box with 40 little boxes of gifts inside.  It took her a good while to open them all, but she got it done (despite her old hands and “elderly attitude”).

Congratulations Stacey – you are 480 months, 2080 weeks, 14610 days, 350640 hours, 21038400 minutes, 1262304000 seconds old.

Here is our evidence of the preparation:

Note – If you click on a photo, you’ll enter “slide-show mode”, which you may or may not like better..

The boxes not pictured contained additional Twizzlers and Milk Duds for a total of 6 boxes of Twizzlers and 3 boxes of Milk Duds.

Here is a list of the contents of each box:

Box Contents Message
1 Fixodent
2 DQ gift certificate
3 Design Works gift certificate
4 Pennies Pennies to try to buy back the thoughts your ancient mind lost
5 Twizzlers
6 Pink LED ladybug
7 Ladies handkerchiefs
8 Shredded tissue paper GOTCHA
9 Twizzlers
10 Magnifying glasses
11 Corn cushions
12 Twizzlers
13 Laxative pills Laxatives to help your aging system work better
14 Finger puppets
15 Twizzlers
16 Play dough
17 Green tea lights
18 Dress Barn gift certificate
19 Advil Painkiller: for your old lady aches and pains
20 Play dough
21 Twizzlers
22 Twizzlers
23 Probiotic coupon
24 Benefiber/GasX coupon
25 Nair Nair – It appears the roots from your back-hair have started sprouting on your upper lip.  Discussing this with you seemed a bit embarrassing, so we thought we’d discuss this in with a pile of other embarrassing conversations we’d be having with you (like this note), in the hopes you wouldn’t notice.
26 Silly putty
27 Milk Duds
28 Purple LED ball
29 Slinky
30 Milk Duds
31 Gold token Golf Token – Well…you’re old now.  Start doing things old people do
32 Keys Keys – We don’t know what they’re for. Maybe your well-experienced brain can figure it out.
33 Milk Duds
34 Darden restaurant gift card
35 Miralax coupon
36 CVS digestive health coupon
37 Chocolate coins
38 Hopping frogs
39 Cat nose
40 Play dough

 

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-John and Marti


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