For her 40th birthday, we sent Stacey one big box with 40 little boxes of gifts inside. It took her a good while to open them all, but she got it done (despite her old hands and “elderly attitude”).
Congratulations Stacey – you are 480 months, 2080 weeks, 14610 days, 350640 hours, 21038400 minutes, 1262304000 seconds old.
Here is our evidence of the preparation:
Note – If you click on a photo, you’ll enter “slide-show mode”, which you may or may not like better..
The boxes not pictured contained additional Twizzlers and Milk Duds for a total of 6 boxes of Twizzlers and 3 boxes of Milk Duds.
Here is a list of the contents of each box:
Box | Contents | Message |
1 | Fixodent | |
2 | DQ gift certificate | |
3 | Design Works gift certificate | |
4 | Pennies | Pennies to try to buy back the thoughts your ancient mind lost |
5 | Twizzlers | |
6 | Pink LED ladybug | |
7 | Ladies handkerchiefs | |
8 | Shredded tissue paper | GOTCHA |
9 | Twizzlers | |
10 | Magnifying glasses | |
11 | Corn cushions | |
12 | Twizzlers | |
13 | Laxative pills | Laxatives to help your aging system work better |
14 | Finger puppets | |
15 | Twizzlers | |
16 | Play dough | |
17 | Green tea lights | |
18 | Dress Barn gift certificate | |
19 | Advil | Painkiller: for your old lady aches and pains |
20 | Play dough | |
21 | Twizzlers | |
22 | Twizzlers | |
23 | Probiotic coupon | |
24 | Benefiber/GasX coupon | |
25 | Nair | Nair – It appears the roots from your back-hair have started sprouting on your upper lip. Discussing this with you seemed a bit embarrassing, so we thought we’d discuss this in with a pile of other embarrassing conversations we’d be having with you (like this note), in the hopes you wouldn’t notice. |
26 | Silly putty | |
27 | Milk Duds | |
28 | Purple LED ball | |
29 | Slinky | |
30 | Milk Duds | |
31 | Gold token | Golf Token – Well…you’re old now. Start doing things old people do |
32 | Keys | Keys – We don’t know what they’re for. Maybe your well-experienced brain can figure it out. |
33 | Milk Duds | |
34 | Darden restaurant gift card | |
35 | Miralax coupon | |
36 | CVS digestive health coupon | |
37 | Chocolate coins | |
38 | Hopping frogs | |
39 | Cat nose | |
40 | Play dough |
-John and Marti